Thursday, October 20, 2011

The world revolves around me

OMG I JUST NOTICED THAT THE LAST TIME I UPDATED WAS LAST YEAR
amat, amat memalukan, some more I was so enthusiastic about keeping the blog alive

so what brought me back here huh? I just wanna 'document' this very special day to remind myself that I am so special that the world revolves around me. How leh?
Like this lah.

Can see a not? The picture? 
Yes, my big God who's in control of the universe has made the world spin around me.

SUSHI LOVERS of Malaysia (or is it just KL?) would know that today is the LAST DAY for the RM2 sushi bonanza at SushiKing. Neither me or mom was a member, so my mom went to borrow the member card from a friend (let's call her Mary). 
Then we went to Leisure Mall's sushi king because the outlet at Queen's Park already closed down.
Then it rained, heavily. But that's not importanT.
Then we found a parking, that's not important too.
AND THEN WE ARRIVED SUSHIKING AND WE SAW THE !@#$%^&* LONG QUE *faints*
Then I prayed. Yes this is important, here's what I prayed, literally.
"Dear God, I'm very hungry. And surely You know that I don't wanna que so long. So please let us cut que!"

AND THEN my mom saw Mary's son, Chris and his wife.... IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE QUE.
AND THEY LET US CUT QUE *spot light shone on me*
I'm telling you, nothing in the world is coincidence dude.

Okay, so we sat at the same table, mom,john, chris, chris' wife and I. But that's not important.
We ate sushi. Like duh. I'm not telling you what I ate, less I earn myself the title "pig"

You know arh, in the restaurant, EVERYONE IS COMPETING FOR THE SAME DISH
because apparently, they serve like one type of sushi every 5 minutes (can understand la, efficiency ma. So they one shot make many many same same one lah) AND EVERY DAMN SUSHI IS SO LIMITED

Again, we got the best seat, because we're seated right in front of the chef and we get the first dish served almost every time.
THIS IS STRICTLY NOT A COINCIDENCE yes it is the Lord it is the Lord
*spot light shine on the Lord* (but he doesn't even need it, He's already so bright)

Sadly, they didn't serve green tea tonight because "the water heater spoilt" 
I was like YEAH RIGHT I BET THIS IS A STRATEGY TO MAKE US PAY FOR SOME EXPENSIVE DRINK!!!!! but i didn't tell the waiter la
hehe
but that's not important.

on the way to the car park, I stopped by at the TV shop to watch King Kong.
wah, King Kong is so YAU YENG MAN!!!!!
but that's not important too.

We stopped by at BAKERY X to buy some pastries because, you know la... when bakeries closing they sure give a lot of discounts one right
at first it was 4 for RM10. My mom's sweet smile charmed the fella (let's just call him the fella) and he told us we can pick 5.
So we picked 5 pastries.
and then when we're about to pay, the fella put one more inside.
walau, 6 for RM10.... 
AND SOMEMORE THAT BAKERY X IS GOT CLASS ONE LEH VERY EXPENSIVE ONE LEH
the original price for each pastry is RM 4 (it's actually RM3.99.... that 1 sen..... =.=)

OMG why I got no more ideas on what to blog anymore one ah??
I should go refer to my old blog.
wait, i forgot the URL already.
suan lah.

EHHHH I TELL YOU A JOKE!! (it's ORIGINAL!)

you know those couple like to call each other 'baby, baby' one??
the short form for baby is B
then they will call each other ah BBBBBB (so dai B, but that's not part of the joke)

so what's short for Darling?
it's DENG!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ok lah, i go watch movie.
This post is dedicated to the future me and my fellow christian brothers and sisters
should you and I ever be discourage in our spiritual growth,
please remember that God is so big, the earth is his foot stool
and he's carrying you through it all
the universe revolves around you
because God DOES LOVE YOU
yes he loves me too
*spotlight shines on me*