Things I used to hate

I used to hate so many things that I earned the self-proclaimed title "Most Annoying Hater Kid" back when I was still 12.
Like when I was 12, I hated talking to kids my age cuz I thought they were kids.
LOL then one fine day, mom was talking to me about a KEKSUI friend she has who doesn't get any hint or social cues when she's talking or blabbering away.
So I suggested she Google up ASPERGER'S SYNDROME to see if her friend has it.
But it turns out that the one who showed more symptom of asperger's syndrome was me when I was just a kid.
Yeah everyone. it's sad to announce here that I only have 3 months left to live.
I thank you all, my dear friends for putting up with me.
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JUST KIDDING!!!
ASPERGER SYNDROME NO NEED TO DIE K
hahahaha its just a syndrome... where kids can't read social cues.
okay sometimes it lasts till adulthood but PRAISE THE LORD I'VE GROWN OUT OF IT

".....had normal intelligence and language development, they had severely impaired social skills, were unable to communicate effectively with others...."

My mom told me that I never made any real friends in school until I went to church at the age of ten. When I was in primary school, she had to bring sweets to distribute to my classmates so that they will befriend me or something. omg. thank you mom i love you.
at least I was a pretty smart kid last time so they didnt avoid me or anything
it was me who avoided them

HMMM.... well, I don't have it now. To think that God really took away this permanent crap out of my DNA... anyway, for those of you who are curious, here's a list of symptoms of AS kids

A child with AS might have these signs and symptoms:

• inappropriate or minimal social interactions (mom said I lived in my own world and made imaginary friends, creepy. and i remember staring at people)
• conversations almost always revolving around self rather than others (I think this applies to every one!!)
• "scripted," "robotic," or repetitive speech (mom said  I used bombastic words in my daily conversations which annoyed the hell out of her)
• lack of "common sense" (I don't know about this. I really do have common sense but I don't know why Rebecca they all say until I so dumb)
• problems with reading, math, or writing skills (don't have. hand writing ugly not counted)
• obsession with complex topics (I dunno how to explain. I feel that I don't have. But mom and my bro and whoever told me that when I talk, I will give irrelevant scientific explanation. not true. I feel that there is a need for people to understand how things really work, that's all.)
• average to below-average nonverbal cognitive abilities, though verbal cognitive abilities are usually average to above-average (i dont get this. what does it mean?)
• awkward movements (dont have!!)
• odd behaviors or mannerisms(dont have!!!!)

yea so if you feel that you know someone like that, don't worry about them. they're as intelligent as others but they just don't know how to make friends.

oh yea. I have a real sadistic friend who acts like she's not sadistic at all.
okay so here's what happened.

she got so tired of pigeons hanging around chillin' and shittin' at her aircond ventilator.
so she post on FB asking for some advice to drive away the pigeons
her helpful friends posted some youtube videos and stuff la
then I told her to set up some electrical wiring so that when the pigeons touch it they will
kena electrocuted
the same concept used in the electrical FLY&MOSQUITO swatter.
then she say i sadistic o
but u know what she said in the end?

"I was thinking of dipping bread in Chlorox and feed it to them..."

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I don't know what else to blog.
oh actually I got.
but got a lot of pictures.
yalo i started to take pictures cos i realize my blog got no pictures
very sien

omg i have a feeling that this blog will turn out to become like my two other abandoned blogs
all the hater nonsense
but im gonna make sure this time its good hater nonsense

wah nothing funny happened today lo.
i blog cos isaac ask me to blog.

i should only blog when something funny happens
or something worth blogging.

Dream Wedding

Today is a Sunday so I went to church duh

after church we went to watch Pitch Perfect.

wah very funny. hahahahahaha. the fat amy. hahahahahaha

I shall not spoil the show for u all.

watch it yourselves, its worth it. 

I can say that so far, of all musical movies I've watched, Pitche Perfect is really the best la.

Ah, I know!! 

It's like the "Sound of Music" of this era.

and my favourite character is Fat Amy. I want her confidence.

I mean, I'm confident with myself but I really admire hers.

anyway, the main topic I want to blog about today is our discussion on our 'dream wedding'

I'll just blog whatever I remembered la.

Okay so it's like this. We were talking about the kind of guy and girl we (isaac, carol, jqing, harry, rebecca, wenyee and I) like as a husband or wife and then dunno how we sampai this topic. of dream wedding

oh ya i remember, its because we got so sick of talking about the guy I like (he's hot so we talk about him for an hour)

as usual, Jqing and Harry have no comments because they're the kind of husbands that will kena bully by their wives (haha jkjk, just pendiam) and Jqing said that he will just leave everything to his wife to decide.

Then Rebecca said that she would like her dream wedding to be on a... a... tall tall building where u can see all the lights in the city. Kind of like kissing on the top of Eiffel Tower.... like what me and Eric did until I got Harry as my accidental child hahahahahahah

And then stuff got more dreamy.... Wenyee said she wanted a beach wedding la. okay its a really great idea ... I think the Maldives would be a good place to get married. have u seen maldives?? wah, really leng man. more leng than your wife.

And then Carol also kind of wanted a safari beach like wedding but I dunno how she imagine until.... when she kiss, the volcano and the background will erupt and then everyone invited to the wedding will run away together, hand in hand, with a smile on their face.

I think my dream wedding is the most realistic one lo...

A safari wedding themed the "Garden of Eden"... and the dress code is "leaves"

can u imagine how much money I helped u guys to save on deciding what to wear on my wedding? 

and no need decoration. the trees and the butterflies and the birds and the monkeys and the lizards and snakes and the spiders and the centipedes and the scorpion and everything else are sufficient to beautify my dream wedding.

Isn't my dream wedding the most realistic and inexpensive one? and also the most fun. I mean, we all get to act like apes for a day jakooning around in leaves. 

then again, i did not specify what leaves u must wear. you can wear leaves of any sizes, nobody cares since we all have what you have. oh yes and for girls pls use coconut shell to cover milk udders. it's the most appropriate.

ahhh yess and everyone wears flowers on their head! cantik!!

Then I after that we proceeded to talk about our dream proposal.

I said I wanted my boyfriend to propose to me on Mount Kinabalu or Everest (yes we will climb together, not helicopter ok)

Then Harry suggested that he proposes while sky diving. or something like that la. i forgot.

i think its something like this: the guy pushed me down and then jump down together and take out the ring.

ohh nevermind, I forgot.

and then, this is a list of Reb's dream proposal (copy paste from FB)

1. propose with a song, "I know it's too mainstream, but yea, my heart will melt"
2. cook something for me and decorate the food with the proposal message, not necessary a ring la, be more creative
3. draw me something, if he is good in drawing and include the proposal message in it
4. bring me to the highest point of any building an propose me while all the neon lights are still on

5. when he sees the wedding gown shop, he will say something like, "I want to see you with that dress on" or anything that can make me get the message.

She's the romantic type.

and she's still single

and she works as a nurse

and she likes kids

and she has a caring heart

and she has nice legs

please add her on Facebook if you're lonely.

we talk about a lot of other stuff. its funny but all inside jokes so no point talking about it here.

and its a lot of guys and girls and all the boring stuff that u can watch in romance movies.

oh yea and then u know 

that new anime

SUKI-TTE IINAYO

wahhh i REALLY CANNOT TAHAN THE GIRL

BUT FOR SOMEREASON I CANT STOP WATCHING

I THINK ITS WRITTEN BY A GIRL

with very very low self esteem

who is an idealist

and hopes for a boyfriend that doesn't exist

like, walau

that Tachibana Mei (main character, girl) can just run out in the middle of the date, into the pouring rain and expect her boyfriend to run around and look into every corner of the city, only to find her playing with a stray cat.

how sick is that.

I want to slap her.

and then she is like the mega emo type and always needs her boyfriend to tell her encouraging stuff and they somehow end up kissing

and then she gets jealous because her boyfriend is so hot girls keep staring at him

and then she tells him that she is too plain and doesn't suit him.

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH

WORK HARDER

urgh.

I think people like Tachibana Mei 

doesn't need a boyfriend.

she needs Jesus to give her strength and wisdom.

really man. can't tahan that anime. makes me angry

I dunno why I keep watching it. AAAHHH I ANGRY!!!!

Oh ya I realize i have this

3-minute-hotness (sam fan zhong yit dou)

for everything I'm doing.

help.

now I even feel like quitting degree and opening a tuition center

im pretty sure that very much sooner,

I will want to set up a food stall in pasar malam or something.

omg u know, Pasar malam is a great idea.

let's quit degree and sell food at pasar malam.