Pink Ayam Panggang

Wah, delayed blogging for so so so many days. I'll just post whatever I remember la.

So there was this once I logged onto Facebook la. And then I saw many many emo status on my news feed. I thought it was because of Ghost Festival or whatever until I saw that all those emo status came from the same person. Really what the crap lo.

And the status really sound like he wanna commit suicide and stuff, saying that he's always forgotten and non-existent and all the bull la... AND THEN SOME MORE THE STATUS NOBODY LIKE ONE LO!

so I stalk his profile and see what happen why he so emo why he so depressed la.

but then got nothing lo. all he post is emo things. and then i think nobody wanna like his status also cos they sien already he everyday also like that (almost everyday also talk like that, but when i see his photo album, he very happy one)

Since I'm terrible and comforting people, I decided to ask a mutual friend of ours to talk to him because I assumed she's the type who understands people. Unfortunately, she's just like me... cannot tahan emo people. Oh well I'm definitely better off k, at least i care about the emo people. But not her, she just wanna slap them 567439475847594 times in the face. I think I have to share our conversation here. I'll just post whatever I remember. It's too funny!

Me : Ei, go and chat with *XXX la, he's like so emo leh.

Her: aduh i also sien u cannot ask me do this kind of things one i hate ppl like that

Me: walao i not hate la it just makes me wanna run

Her:   cannot stand one. long long once ok la, everyday tak tahan wei. Grrr, beh tahan betul, I'm not like *Prisha they all

Me: Yalo, only Prisha got this patience to tahan people like him. But I think if nothing is done, it will get worse lo.

Her: Huh? Even Prisha also cannot tahan XXX k. I dunno la, u see XXX every time post this kind of status, nobody like one.

Me: Got la, 1 or 2

Her: Not close one la.

Me: Oh... it must be so frequent, nobody dare to like

Her: Obviously lo everyday also like that.

Me: Not everyday la, but I don't understand why must everything broadcast on FB lo

Her: Eh, find one day we sit down and talk to him la.

Me: Cannot la, u wanna pressure him until he die meh

Her: Haha! then all our displeasure shown on our face! Eh let's comment something la.

Me: dont want la. ei this kind of depressed people, I think need some girl to fall in love with him to cure him lo.

Her: Yaya I was thinking the same, ask who to fall in love with him?

Me: You go confess to him la, you used to be classmates right?

Her: don't start this rumour man

Me: I support you!

Her: I will seriously be angry one

Me: you think of it this way la, u flatter him a bit, raise his self esteem, and save his life...

Her: later he know I pretend go and commit suicide how?

Me: oh true, THEN  HOW!?

Her : find one day we ask him go yam cha...

Me: wah I don't want leh

Her: then how

Me: he sure wont talk one...

Her: Then ask Prisha come out talk with him la

Me: Prisha say she try before but he just emo only lo

Her: URGGHHH THEN HOW!? I ANGRY D! I GO BATHE!

and so the conversation goes on and on for a whole hour, trying to suggest for better ways to cure his depression. But in the end we didn't do anything also. I think it's safer this way though... Both of us terrible at consulting people. One wrong word from the mouth he go jump from everest how?

wei, why my font different already one? deng, how to change back? 
nvm

I want to continue.

then few days later me, Tzehua and Rebs went to Leisure Mall to eat ayam panggang.

we keep ordering the ayam again and again, like 3 times. Mega addictive I tell you, it's like the best ayam panggang in Msia. And then so happened that this saturday Imma have BBQ pool party at my condo, so I thought of asking him for the recipe la.

U know behind McD there, is it got a lot of mamak stall one right, 

there's this malay stall selling ayam panggang. You can't miss it one.

all the ayam red red color, and the aroma is like sex to your nose. (lol what metaphor is this)

But then again, it might be their secret recipe for their successful business.

I think sell ayam panggang can earn RM50 an hour lo.

Rebs don't want to nurse already, she want to sell ayam panggang.

wah my font change back, i dunno what I did, but anyway...

Tzehua suggested a method to interview the malay boy for the recipe. it's supposed to sound something like this...

Tzehua : Encik, kami dari Jalan-jalan Cari Makan (a TV program)

Boy: Oh...

Tzehua : Tahniah kepada encik, anda dipilih untuk mewakili semua gerai ayam panggang di seluruh Msia

Boy : betul ka?

Tzehua : Jadi, kami perlu ambil resipi ayam panggang ini

ah, i forgot what else to blog already. sei lo... actually got many things to blog one lo.

whatever la, if I remember then I come back here again....

50 shades of...

Thank God my dear friend Kris reminded me that I was supposed to have usher duties at church today or else I would have ended up late to church again because of yesterday's late night yamcha session.

That aside, after church and acapella practice both Kris and Lucas had to crash at my place for a while until 9pm so that we can all go eat with pastor they all.

It wasn't Kris' first time in my room, but it was Lucas'. And so we (more like she) had to find ways and means to keep him entertained. Dahla he so diam, we also dunno what he thinking.
Ask him want to drink? He say don't want.
Ask him if he's shy, he say a bit.
This fella, if you want to strike a conversation with him you must ask him random stuff one lo.
Stuff like
Is she your type?
No ah? Then what is you type?
Why is she your type?

Anyway... while I was taking a bath, Kris decided to watch a movie on my laptop together with him.
in my room
on my bed.....
ok that's not important
what's important is that, the movie... i forgot what is it called.
Mission Muffin or something.
It's a family sitcom (according to Kris) about a guy who came back from the army to learn how to bake.
Is it?? Not sure...
But guess what, I still didn't know what's the whole point of the movie after joining them for about 20 minutes.
Walao, is like watching a show that records a normal family's daily routine lo
wake up, say good morning, come downstairs eat breakfast, go school, play sports, then go work.
Got no patience for this kind of movie.
Kris and I have so many things we disagree with; is what I discovered today.

Lucas was finally sick of the show and we took him out for dinner.
And then we went to MPH bookstore to pass time la.
and then I saw this book.
mega popular best seller
50 shades of grey.

WA OF COURSE I CURIOUS LA
ITS A BOOK ABOUT "FOOD"
don't pretend like you're not the least excited when you see the word "FOOD" k.

So I saw one sample at the shelf and I read it la.
the front part very boring, so I skip to the part where they're doing it.
walau eh, every single move they make is written in the pages with SO MUCH DETAIL
something most of us would call "too-much-information"

All the groaning and moaning la
sliding the sausage in and out of the doughnut la.
and the french fries taste like what la, the texture of the frenchfries once coated with mayonaise, is like what one la.
so much detail you can actually imagine them
enjoying so much pleasure
indulging in food.

I read three pages and I close the book la. It's not like I don't want to continue reading leh, I want! But then reading that book openly in front of everyone is like watching porn in public with a loudspeaker blasting the sound effects throughout the entire bookstore lo.
any avid reader would know what 50 shades of grey is about.

Ohhhh and of course I forced Lucas and Kris to come with me so that I could make them read the contents of the "cook book". But since Lucas (who doesn't have the slightest idea of what the book is about) said "wah so many words I don't wanna read"
I read it for him to hear.

Wahhhh he damn cute leh.
same age with me (20) some more say "YEEERRRRR YEEEEERRRR" when he heard those kind of things.
wwwaaaaahhh sooo cuteeee.
Guys pure like this are extinct!!!!
Kris also got "yer" la but nevermind, cos she's a girl.
I could imagine if I read it to my other guy friends, they wouldn't even bother to listen because they have watched the actual thing.

OH I'm NOT stereotyping.
Did you know that there was a researcher who wanted to carry out a social test on MALES WHO HAVE NOT WATCHED PORN but the test failed,
because they couldn't find any test subjects.

Kris suggested that I buy the cookbook and highlight the part where they actually start cooking.
Not a bad idea :P

And for those who don't know about this book,
it's a good read. The trilogy is a compilation of children bed time stories.

OHH yess I remember the name of the family sitcom.
it's Operation Cupcake...

And so, we finally got together with pastor they all to have dinner together. and after dinner, we had Tongsui.
I don't think I wanna blog about this.
Too many inside jokes.

And I said something silly just now in my friend's car.
I couldn't find my wallet in my large bag.
I asked her to call my wallet.
cuz that's how I find my phone.

ahhhh, I love everything about my life right now.
I don't think I will ask for anything more,
cos I believe God gives me what I can handle.
And of course, I don't wanna lose anything right now either.

I'm glad I only meet with my church friends twice a day,
anything more than that will definitely drive me to live a hedonistic lifestyle.
I already don't feel like doing any more assignments since its already week 13 (we have a total of 14 academic weeks per semester)

Good night.
-the end-

Back again

Ah how nostalgic to be back here again. I read my previous post.
I GUESS IM VERY PATHETIC AND FICKLE MINDED AS A BLOGGER.
Inconsistent and all the nonsense.
However, my dear friend Isaac Tan persuaded me long enough to start blogging again.
He said I have potential.
And macam mana he motivate me?

"You know ah, the bloggers, when they become popular, they have a lot of free things lo"
"Free movie ticket ah, free coupon ah, free hand phone also got"

Can't believe how gullible I am but anyways here I am again.

I need to talk about this post on Facebook I saw the other day.
Apparently, it's all about what girls want in a guy (I personally think its unrealistic and dumb)
The title of the post it "I wanna be the reason"
and the contents are...

I wanna be the reason why:
- he cancels his night out with friends. Because I'm sick

You sick ah? SEE DOCTOR LA. YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN HELP YOU MEH!?
And being sick is not good enough a reason for you bf to cancel trips with his friends.
if you're old and mature enough to understand, you can already take care of your own body and guys especially, need their personal space and social circle. You cannot invade that.

The second one (gets worse)

I wanna be the reason why:
-he stays up late, cos I can't sleep.

You cannot sleep then do assignment or whatever la.
I don't believe in disturbing boyfriends for petty little things like that.
and all humans, in general, LOVE SLEEPING.
you cannot deprive him of his slumber just because you cant sleep.
and instead of lamenting about this, make use of that time to do something you like la.
don't give that bullshit "I love talking with my boyfriend"

The third one (Okay this is acceptable)
I wanna be the reason why he still doesn't go to sleep, to make sure I'm already home.

The fourth one (its sweet but not recommended)
I wanna be the reason he searched the whole city for a book, because it was my favourite.

You can download books or buy e-books at amazon.com
Just in case you don't know...

Ok the rest is very geli I don't wanna talk about it.

Yeahhh so this was what we discussed at the mamak.
UHHH what else ah?
Oh yes. The other day I watched Step-Up Revolution with my friends.
waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and then as usual, these kind of dance shows will trick you into believing that you are a potential dancer yourself.
So i tried to dance in front of the bathroom mirror when I got home.
wah look like shit.

-the end-