Lift rosak

Today I'm supposed to go teach my student at 8pm.
Since I live in a condo, of course I have to take lift to go down right.
Yesterday one lift rosak, today both also rosak.
Aiya I don't want to go already lah...

...

u ask me walk downstairs ah?
YOU WALK LA
25 FLOORS you walk down yourself...
somemore the staircase no lights one.

man, my mom every month pay maintenance fees also dunno for what.
lift always rosak, stairs got no light.
kena rape at the stairs how.

speaking about fees...
The other day, Rebecca, Isaac and I went to hang out at Rotiboy.
what a place to hang lol but anyways, we were talking about marriage.
well, we are ageing and no longer young...

So, like I said, it has something to do with fees and marriage.
Isaac, Rebecca and I, are thinking about how to cut cost for our weddings.
Ah, being a member of a church is indeed a blessing... you will never be shorthanded
mempergunakan people. LOLOLOLOL

In our church, there are two people who.... you know, like to decorate things.
and they are VERY PRACTICAL AND TALENTED IN CUTTING COST
let's call them Alien and Predator.

Rebecca, being the oldest among us three, will have to get married first obviously since she's way way wayyyy older than us lolololol
and then she's very popular for always saying this
"I this week very poor (every week also poor) my gaji havent come out ohhh ohhhh I have to go bank and ambil duit"
so the one who want to cut cost the most is her.

during her wedding, I suggested we ask Alien and Predator to decorate the church and the restaurant and everything la. all the design design thing they in charge la.
Then Alien and Predator will collect all the recycable materials to decorate everything

the stage there, supposed to put Rebecca & Husband's Name
will be cut out using cardbox. and then above there got one big big banner
"CPY YOUTH EVENT: REBECCA'S WEDDING"

and then at the entrance, you will see chains of empty coca cola cans dangling... like aluminium curtains for you to push away as you walk grandly into the ballroom on a red carpet.

and the red carpet, is made of old angpows.

When the bride Rebecca arrives, you can see her dressed in tissue. fashion ma. and easy for her husband to strip later. LOLOLOL

so everyone digs into a large bowl of flower petals (cut from old clothes), grabs some and throw at rebecca as she walks glamorously along the aisle to her husband.

finally, alien and predator will light up home made fire crackers.
home made.
fire crackers.
i don't want to imagine.

LOL

we were very mean.
no no we were NOT gossiping about alien and predator
it just turns out that both alien and predator have a reputation of
reusing and recycling stuff and turn it into decorations.
a rare talent.
so we're just making fun of that.
aiya don't so sensitive la wei
we make fun of everything...

OH AND YOU KNOW THAT MY CAR KENA BANG?
all this while i bang other ppl's car... and I'm immune to this guilt... (the first time i bang ppl's car and drove away, i felt as if i've just committed murder)
BUT NOW I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE RAGE
WHEN MY CAR KENA BANG
AND WHEN THAT @$$HOLE ACCUSE ME FOR BEING WRECKLESS

and so I shall explain the incident.

I dropped Chris and Cel home after shopping for BBQ stuff.
It was late at night, around 12 30am.
after i dropped them, I drove off...
and then suddenly this idiot just appeared from the junction (I was on the main road) without looking.
so i hon la.
A LOOOONNNG LOUD HONK
and as i hon, i tried to avoid him.
wah that guy, i think he drink or something and his reflexes slow la.
hon already also keep driving. and then like drama like that....
BING BONG BLIANG CHING CHONG CHIANG

he rammed into the side of my car (passenger seat, thank God. if not i die)
I faster stop my car and come out lo.
I want to PENG him already. but then I saw his front bumper...
wah... worse condition than mine. My proton just dented at the side only.
but his car? walau, like made of plastic and glue here glue there only.
once smash, everything in front just drop and break.

aiyo, i see him like that, i also pity la. I don't want to show angry face.
I terus ask him if he's alright, he didn't answer.
so i told him my dad deals with cars, he can help him repair his car...

and then... all the neighbours come out and kepo a while...
AND THEN CHRIS AND CEL AND PASTOR WHOLE FAMILY COME OUT
that's when he started to be all defensive and crap.

pastor ask what happened.
I told him my car got rammed at the side.
then, that CULPRIT STARTED TO BLAME ME
say I jalan too fast, never see road... and NEVER ON HEAD LIGHTS
NEVER ON HEADLIGHTS
NEVER ON HEADLIGHTS

to think that I have forgiven him, how can he say such things to me when he's obviously in the wrong?
urgh. shall I continue...

so i told him that I did in fact switch on my headlights.
because I came back from Tesco... drove all the way here.
how can I not ON MY HEADLIGHTS driving on the main road in the middle of the night.
ridiculous excuse.
and then he keep repeating the same thing.
I don't want to argue.
u see his face so red... he's drunk. later he whack me how.

and then even if I really forgotten to switch on my headlights...

well... the accident happened right under a BRIGHT LAMPOST
HOW CAN HE NOT SEE ME.
IDIOT
URGH

sometimes i wonder
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD FOR ONE TO APOLOGIZE?
all the time i bang ppl's car, i say sorry and sorry and sorry
because i know its my fault.

that @$$hole. not even a word of sorry.
its not like im going to sue him or what
just say sorry, I will be all like "its ok man, pls be careful"

what has this world come to.
sorry also don't want to say.
and somemore he is UNCLE.

WAHHHH IM SO ANGRY NOW!!!
I DON'T WANT TO BLOG D!\
IM SO ANGRY!
GOOD NIGHT!