BAD HAIR DAY

omgomg i so long didnt update i feel so sorry for my poor dusty *cough* blog
i just cant be consistent OKAY BLAME THE PENANG TRIP
got lots of stuff happened there but i wont blog about it, too many happening!!

the title of this post is bad hair day so obviously i will be ranting about this ugly haircut!!!
ok the last time i cut my hair was 2 months ago so today i thought i looked especially ugly
so i walked to the saloon nearby my house la, then i saw tak ada orang, good lo i dont need to wait so long

i sat down *durh* hahahhahaa

then i told the hairdresser this la
" wei auntie, last time u cut so short for me very nice leh, can really last for 2 months!! (i cut every month so this is like a big achievement)"
then she say " yea la last time so short... so what style u wan now"

then i took out my phone and show her this picture

i said this " i want my hair in front look like this girl, but the side burn and the back look like this guy (points below)

that's kangin from suju btw, leng right his hair?? i want la!!

so i told the hairdresser like this.
then she start to cut my fringe like the first picture, but not very straight,
so i ask her la she done with my fringe or not.
she say not yet, still need to cut a little bit,
then she cut cut cut....

then we chat la,
she say my features very suitable have short hair and this and that
then say i look like boy then ask me if i wear skirt
of cos i lie to her i say i wear la
then she start talking about all the style blablabla....

then she cut my sideburn,
first she cut until show the ear
my sideburn still long long like kang in's one...
then she see my hair from all the angle la,
then she cut... cut ... cut...

look so noob now.
then i also told her not to cut my hair at the back cos i wanna leave it long ma.
but now i really look so noob, so i ask her cut short or leave long nicer?
she say tomohawk
i was like..........
will look like boy a not
she was smiling and say
'yeaaa will really look like boy!!'

then she saw my *wtf* expression and figured that i didnt want to look so man
so she change her expression also and say it with more sympathy 'yea better dont la later really look like boy'

then i stare at the mirror la
dunno what look is this, like dog bite only
she saw my sad face, then she say
'dont cut tomohawk also look like boy d'
my face looked like this
>=(
that's when she decided to shut up

OMG I DONT LIKE THIS HAIR
the only consolation is
HAIR GROWS
but whennnn???
i have to go to uni with this noob yong.
i wont upload the xiasui picture

anywaY.....
i walked home really slowly trying to think of what to tell my mom
i was imagining all the things she will say to me... her expression and everything.......
then i couldn't think of anything liao so i just went to the bathroom and shower
as if it will make any difference!!!

then i decided to tell my mom the truth la
so i told my mom all the things i blogged up there
then she looked at me
and said
'not as bad as you think, now the latest style is the hair look like dog bite (refering to lala's)"

dahla my cousin, mother, brother and best friend told me i'm becoming lala
now i will look even more lala (with the straight fringe and everythingggg)

shit lar
i wear tudung to school lah!!!

fifth post?
dunno didnt count

The gods gone horny

not our God okay.
i'm talking about those gods in the Greek mythology....

nehhh u know nowadays got a lot of movies about Greek gods and everything right.
omg you don't know? study until kookoo??? jkjk
i. percy jackson and the lightning thief
ii. clash of the titans

i think i watched both movies with the wife, one in the cinema and one at home. IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN....
okayyyyy if you're a fan of greek mythology you will know that the 3 most pro punya gods are ZEUS, POSEIDON AND HADES. and then u will also know that there are ppl called demi-god... half human half god.
they are a cross of a god and a human.

okay so i was watching  clash of the titans in the wife's room and then i saw zeus transform into a human (cos he wanted to pretend to be some king) then he went and DO with the queen.
and the queen let him do....
then after he was exposed, he transform into an eagle and fly out of the window.
walao so despo
then the queen bore him a son and his name is persius, persious... omg whatever i dont know how to spell la.

then zeus' brother, poseidon.
in the movie percy jackson and the lightning thief... i THINK (i dont remember) poseidon fell in love with some woman and went to do her but that one can be forgiven la. they love each other what...
but in the movie clash of the titans, i learnt that poseidon has a goddess WIFE.
and he tried to rape Medusa.
then medusa complain to poseidon's wife.
then his wife curse medusa.
another despo....

but the worst MOST UNFORGIVABLE DISPEAKABLE DESPO
is hades...
in the movie clash of the titans...
hades claim that KRAKEN is his son.
shit.
...
how many of u figured my point out without any help at all??? xD
YESSSS if u dont know what kraken is....

DENG HUI GEH FAI
hades must have did it with some calamari
xDDDDDDDDD

i think im a demi-god also la.
sun-wukong did it with some super hot chick,
then i was born,
then they abandon me,
the the Mok family found me.

that explains why i so power and so hot xD
HAHAHAHHAA
i go sleep. night <3

fourth post.
xD

Surat Tidak begitu rasmi

i was browsing through my old blog and found this :


-author's name (protect author's identity)-
No.999 WeeWangWang,
2/6 Bibaboom,
99999 Mirage Land.
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Pengetua,
Tadika Boxing for Juniors,
230th floor underground,
Di tengah jalan TAR.

Puan/Cik/Tuan/Sexy/Dailou/onii-chan/whoever you are...
ADUAN TENTANG BUDAK2 TADIKA YANG KURANG SOPAN *ahem* TIDAK SOPAN LANGSUNG....

merujuk kpd perkara di atas, saya, walaupun kelefeh sangat tetapi mempunyai hak untuk menyuarakan pendapat, ingin membuat aduan tentang budak budak di tadika kau ini. kurang ajr betul.

1. pertama sekali saya ingin remind kau ini bahawa walaupun saya buta huruf saya cukup pandai untuk menyuruh anak saya untuk menulis surat ini. maka, kau jangan ingat saya bodoh. walaupun saya sekolah sampai tahun5 saja.

2. ok. macam ini. saya tinggal satu tingkat di atas tadika teruk kau tu. tiap tiap hari, kita, selaku suri rumah tangga, mesti pergi pasar beli lauk. kau pun tahu kan kita tinggal bawah tanah iaitu negatif 230... jadi, nak naik pergi pasar itu mustahil sangat tanpa lift. macam ini. saya nampak budak kau itu rosak kan lift kita. so macam mana kita nak naik pergi pasar? saya ada cuba guna tangga tapi tinggi sangat saya belum sampai setengah jalan pun sudah macam mau mati. apabila ambulans bawa saya pergi ke pasar lauk itu sudah habis dijual. anak saya tak payah makan ka?

3. saya marah u punya budak. u punya budak ah. teruk sangat tau tak. saya sudah dewasa oun tak ada guna bahasa sekasar bahasa budak kamu itu. tiap tiap hari dia kasi marahkan saya dengan kata kata kasar kantonis. kamu kan tau saya ini eskimo tak faham. tapi saya tau itu bahasa kasar la kerana saya punya anak tengok bahan lucah selalu ada cakap bahasa itu.

4. dahla kau punya tadika itu ada nama boxing... jangan la suruh dia box orang lain. pada pendapat saya, budak budak terlalu mentah nak belajar boxing kerana di TV ada banyak boxing boxing so itu budak budak apa pun tak tau pergi main boxing. tak baik punya influence. sekarang mereka tengok ada siapa mirip manusia pun mau main boxing. tapi saya hairan kenapa mereka tak mau main boxing dengan saya.

5. u tengok la. u punya tadika pun tak tau ajarkan apa punya. esok sudah mau wawasan 9999 la buck up la tadika kau itu. saya tegas dengan ini tau. ini bukan main main. mesti ajar budak kau itu sampai sopan sopan.

saya amat berharap supaya tadika kau itu dirobohkan oleh kerajaan hari esok kerana tadika itu merupakan satu bentuk threat kepada masyarakat.
bye bye. tak ada terima kasih.
u mesti terima kasih dari saya.

peng-complain,
^%(&^$)^)^$)^$
(residen bibaboom yang ketenteraman hidupnya diganggu)






HAHAHA I MUST BE TOO WULIAO TO TYPE SOMETHING LIKE THIS 
i was 16 okay. :P


third post xD

yongsui

MY MOMMMM has never been to a cinema for the past 20 years ever since she got married
so todaayyy bro and I went to watch PhuaChuKang with her
and i shall not spoil the movie for u all :P

lepas tu, my mom and bro were discussing about what mom's gonna do when she's old and retired.
she said she wants to babysit kids.
i hope she was just joking (but they sound so serious omg)
becauseeee
I.DONT.LIKE.KIDS
or anything younger than kids
welllll I'M NOT CRUELLLL
I DONT LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE ME FIRST
ALL BABIES THINK I'M SCARY
except the wife's niece <3

my mom brought me to her friend's house (her name is auntie carol)
so auntie carol is actually a babysitter and she happened to be the most unfortunate babysitter on earth for babysitting some very stubborn dumb bad tempered toddler who throws his toys at guests (ME!!)
he is two, he speaks his own language (gaga bubu worghh worghhh DROOOL) and frowns at guests,
merajuk with auntie carol, slapped auntie carol's daughter
omg he's so violent and intimidating

 

oh and i didn't tell you that he's FAT?

ok there. his moody faceeee i was so scared.

ok so i was sitting on the sofa watching TV

and this moody boy picked up his toy, held it out to me and walk towards me

so i was happy la i thought he finally wanted to play with guest,

then

what the fishcake,

he threw his T-rex at me 

i think he was aiming at my face!!!!

OMG SO ANGRYYYY!!! RAHHH!! 

i was like, WHATEVER and continued watching TV

it was an education show btw, teaching all your ABC.... with clowns and kindy students and a teacher (wah the teacher hot lo....<3 )

there was a teletuby next to me. i don't understand why they used to be kids' mia icon lor.

see the lala's face

walao like few days never eat and want to eat you like that =\

must be this cursed thing that affected the boy...

then hor, the boy did something wrong (i forgot what) and auntie carol was literally PERSUADING HIM not to misbehave. so my mom beh tahan and she shouted at the moody boy la

cos he really kurang ajar one...

then for the whole time he just sat still, like a good boy.

and i was somehow relieved he wasn't going to attack me anymore :P

later i learned from auntie carol that he has a sister at home (another toddler) who used to hit him and bully him everyday when he was less than a year old. 

i guess that must be the reason he's being so rebellious to everyone 

poor boy just needed some attention.

i didnt hate him anymore :)

then we left autie carol's house.

HE WAVED AT ME OMG HE WAVED AT ME OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY AHHAHAA HE SAID BYEBYE AND SMILE AND WAVED AT MEEEEE

thanks to my mom's scolding :P

then my mom brought me to another friend's house. her name is auntie mary and she babysits her grandson.

his name is ANSON <3

see la so lovable. 

my mom's original intention of going to auntie mary's house is just to deliver some dumplings to her but she can never resist babies. so i ended up watching my mom playing with ANSON for an hour.

he was smiling at first until he saw... me ARGHHH T.T

AM I THAT YONGSUIIIII T.T

so i made an effort to avoid anson la i dont want to spoil the baby's mood. 

i sat on the sofa lor. then i saw this duck.... nehhh the yellow ducky toy u press his stomach and he goes CHITTT CHUUUUU CHIT CHUUUU....

so i kept squeezing that duck.

then ANSON LOOKED AT ME AND SMILE I WAS SO HAPPY

so i smiled

that's when he stopped smiling.

oh no....

and that's when i got the message

I HAVE TO GET BRACESSS IT MUST BE MY TEEETH

i used to be so proud of my tiger fangs but NOT ANYMORE THEY JUST WONT STOP GROWING

i.am.going.to.get.rid.of.those.fangs.sooon!!!

if i extract my fang, can put braces

if i put braces, i will suffer from pain for a whole month,

and if i'm in pain, i will eat less

if i eat less, i will LOSE WEIGHT

I WANT TO PUT BRACESSSSSS

ok so i tried squeezing the ducky again, this time i didn't show my teeth

and the boy was happy :') 

moved to tears.

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change topic!

tell u a lame joke my father told us during dinner.

here it is:

it was WW2 and there were japanese soldiers everywhere la.

so the typical kampong folks went into hiding.

there was a grandmother, a mother, a daughter and a little boy.

the whole family hid in a cave.

so one day there's this japanese soldier, he masuk that cave and saw the four of them.

he catch the daughter and drag her away, but the little boy caught hold of the sister's leg and cried and begged the soldier la "dont catch my sister plsplspls she very cham.... T.T"

the soldier kicked him aside and said " small kid, dunno anything move out of the way la"

and the soldier took the sister away.

the next day, same thing happened. but this time the soldier took the mother and dragged her away.

the little boy hugged the mother and cry to the soldier " dont take my mummy away pls... T.T"

the soldier kick him aside and said " small kid, dunno anything go away la"

the soldier went away with the mom.

the following day, the same thing happened. this time the soldier saw there's only two left in the cave, an old woman and a young boy. since the grandma was the only female left, he took the granmother la

then the littleboy hold the granny and beg the soldier " pls dont catch my granny lar... she's the last family member i have....T.T'

THEN the grandmother kick him aside and say "small boy, dunno anything then get out of the way la!!"

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HAHA THERE

MY SECOND POST :)

wah! i got blog!

It's been so long since i blogged and now i don't know how or what to blog OMG let me think let me thinkk

okay

HIIIIIIIIIII *wavessss* (so pathetic cos no one waves back)

ok imma get straight to the point and quit being annoying
FIRSTLY! i had had TWO BLOGS and i quit both like so long ago.
WHYYY??
my first blog was created when i was in FORM 4 and there, you can imagine how much immature craps i post there (we were young and stupid, no offence fourth formerssss)
so yeah i removed itttt cos when i looked back, i thought i was really silly.

THE SECOND BLOG has been really really really inactive since the break up
and so, you can imagine how my posts went from happy to moody to emo to inactive
okay fine i was STILL young and stupid and believed in forever :P
so i changed the password and i dont remember the password
AND MOVED ON

i think my life is indeed a very interesting one i have something to laugh about EVERYDAY (not being exaggerating) so i figured it'd be quite a waste if i dont write or post it somewhere
I'VE MADE IT A POINT NOT TO QUIT THIS BLOG
dude no doubt i'll look back and think to myself how lame and immature i was (again! haha) but that happens.
IT'S A PART OF GROWING UP AND I HAVE A LIFE

okay whatever enough with the introduction i want to talk about finals

SCREWWWW FINALSSSS ESPECIALLY ACCOUNTSSS
i dont even understand why am i so easily manipulated by my dad HE TRICKED ME INTO THIS WHOLE ACCOUNTANCY STREAM BY SAYING HOW EASY IT WAS AND I'M CAPABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT BLABLABLA!!! (jkjk it was my choice)

AND YESTERDAYYY!!!! was the last paper for finals, iaitu principle of accounting.
so i entered the exam hall and was hoping that utar will tak ada electricity so the exam will be postponed
my wishful thinking HAHAHA

it didn't happen.

so i sat at my place in the exam hall and i felt like shitting.
I KNOW A LOT OF YOU FEEL LIKE SHITTING WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE HAHA
okay. i was at my place and was browsing through the question paper.
i almost fainted.

it was as if the whole question booklet was prepared in Latin.
oh my god i didnt even know how to solve a single question there.
and so i have a feeling that i'm going to fail.
i dont mind failing (after all, i admit i'm pretty bad with figures)
i dont mind REPEATING A SEMESTER....
but i do mind if my scholarship is being terminated

NOOOOOOoooo .......!!!!!! *pictures myself falling deep deep down into the big black hole*

dah la i flunked my accounts.

i wanted to go to the wife's house to have a swim at his pool,
mana tau it rained!
malangnya!!
it sure WAS A BAD DAY FOR ME YESTERDAY!

omg seee i was so into ranting about exams i forgot all the funny stuff that happened yesterday.

geeez why so many people quit blogging liao?

there, my first post.
HAHA