Friday, September 10, 2010

The gods gone horny

not our God okay.
i'm talking about those gods in the Greek mythology....

nehhh u know nowadays got a lot of movies about Greek gods and everything right.
omg you don't know? study until kookoo??? jkjk
i. percy jackson and the lightning thief
ii. clash of the titans

i think i watched both movies with the wife, one in the cinema and one at home. IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN....
okayyyyy if you're a fan of greek mythology you will know that the 3 most pro punya gods are ZEUS, POSEIDON AND HADES. and then u will also know that there are ppl called demi-god... half human half god.
they are a cross of a god and a human.

okay so i was watching  clash of the titans in the wife's room and then i saw zeus transform into a human (cos he wanted to pretend to be some king) then he went and DO with the queen.
and the queen let him do....
then after he was exposed, he transform into an eagle and fly out of the window.
walao so despo
then the queen bore him a son and his name is persius, persious... omg whatever i dont know how to spell la.

then zeus' brother, poseidon.
in the movie percy jackson and the lightning thief... i THINK (i dont remember) poseidon fell in love with some woman and went to do her but that one can be forgiven la. they love each other what...
but in the movie clash of the titans, i learnt that poseidon has a goddess WIFE.
and he tried to rape Medusa.
then medusa complain to poseidon's wife.
then his wife curse medusa.
another despo....

but the worst MOST UNFORGIVABLE DISPEAKABLE DESPO
is hades...
in the movie clash of the titans...
hades claim that KRAKEN is his son.
shit.
...
how many of u figured my point out without any help at all??? xD
YESSSS if u dont know what kraken is....
DENG HUI GEH FAI
hades must have did it with some calamari
xDDDDDDDDD

i think im a demi-god also la.
sun-wukong did it with some super hot chick,
then i was born,
then they abandon me,
the the Mok family found me.

that explains why i so power and so hot xD
HAHAHAHHAA
i go sleep. night <3

fourth post.
xD

1 comment:

  1. Y U SO FUNNY AHHAHAHAAH! brought here by Tammie :)

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